Casing the Sausage

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.

Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.

by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014

Caring

Usually if someone is nice to you they are usually the ones who don’t get much love and care but they don’t want you to feel the same

Caring hi

by ili_cool12 May 13, 2020

Çağın

He is someone you can trust and share your secrets. He is cold at first but as you start getting closer, he becomes really sweet. He tends to hide his feelings and try to seem like he doesn't feel anything but he does. He actually cares. If you're a close friend of Çağın, you are so lucky. Not going to lie, he is sometimes arrogant and mean but there is still a really thoughtful side of him. He sometimes just doesn't want to show it. And Çağın never forget that we care about you. You are not alone.

-I have a friend. He was so cold at first but once I got close we became best friends.
-Oh he is such a Çağın.

by unknown_woman November 21, 2021

Caringio

Not a good person. AT ALL. HE WILL MAKE YOU RUN NO MATTER WHAT. HE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN CUZ HE IS AN OSTETRICO (not ostrica, be careful)

"I wouldn't be a friend of a Caringio"

by Katunia November 23, 2021

Caming

When you contort your penis in a way that allows you to cum backwards in between your own legs

While I was jerking of, I finished by caming

by Meepers_75 January 24, 2022

Calinga

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la pinga" --> Cal - inga

Calor = heat

Pinga = penis
Calinga= heat in the dick

Bro, this Miami weather is giving me Calinga.

by Calinga Bro August 21, 2023

Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015