cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

cack joust

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis

I will cack joust you in the back

by Mitchelll September 3, 2006

Cacka

a sloppy turd, a fecie of soft and pliable texture, often smelly and more punjent than its harder cousin the turd.

Ive just done a cacka in me pants.

by amydingleberry August 10, 2006

cackshun

when a chick has a seizure while sucking your dick, resulting in two outcomes! A) You will get the best blowjob of your life
B) Or you will not have a weiner

Ryan was surprised by the cackshun Bridget gave him last night! He no longer has a weiner, when asked about it, it was well worth it!

by ChrisKaymanpants November 9, 2010

cack hit

A really bad bong hit, or toke. Usually causing one to gack. This hit tastes like cack. Typically caused by a previous smoker failed to finish their hit

Jad got the cack hit, look at him gack -- damn that is nasty.

by gack July 21, 2006

cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

spit cack

Sludgy cheese build up composed of rancid and festering spit around the lips where the top and the bottom lips connect.

boy 1: That crackhead lady has a lot of crusty spit cack around her lips

boy 2: Yeah! when she spoke she flung a piece and it caught me in the eye, i need to disinfect

by Jp & Skrachmo June 26, 2008