Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
by Clay-train December 5, 2019
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by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019
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A malady of the anus region that causes distress to that of it's sufferer. Distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased with local anti-swelling creams and/or suppositories.
Exterior Roomate: "Dude, you've been in the bathroom for, like, a way long time. Are you alive?"
Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".
Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."
Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".
Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."
by UncleGrind April 11, 2009
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Wow did i get drunk, ate 2 pizzas and some tacos god do i have to go! But i love the pretty colors when mine buttsprinkles..
by peanutbuttsprinkle December 2, 2010
Get the buttsprinkle mug.A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)
by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014
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Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it
(chris begins to cry)
Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it
(chris begins to cry)
Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)
by Ross the Great August 27, 2006
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by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003
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