Buttpig

When you put ham on your butt

Dude stop doing buttpig!! its annoying!

by kl12345678 September 25, 2014

ButtPocket

n. A pocket in the back of a pair of leggings used to store items such as keys, money, or a cell phone while excersizing. Often used as a comparison for something that is to small or unuseful.

"Where am I supposed to keep my water bottle while I'm hiking?" "Keep it on your shoes..." " That is almost as unuseful as a ButtPocket!"

by HJG123 January 6, 2017

buttpire

A vampire that sucks the blood out of your butt cheek instead of your neck.

That buttpire is such a buttcheek sucker

by Funkymonkeytongue July 10, 2016

Buttkicker

1. (Noun/Adjective) A person who lands several sick roasts in a row, or is unusually and repeatedly savage.

2. (Idiom) An idiom used to describe something giving the user a hard time, namely a task which keeps on punishing the person in question.

1. Damn, dude. You just went full on buttkicker.

2. I need to port forward my router now? Geez, this program is a buttkicker!

by SirSwagATon May 17, 2017

Buttsicle

After a man has anal sex and he has poop on his dick, then his partner proceeds to suck it off.

Hey babe, I've got some left overs. Ready for your buttsicle!

by AwesomeLawson721 November 11, 2017

Buttnick

Buttnick
The nick space on an ashtray to hold a cigarette butt.

The buttnicks on this ashtray do not hold my smoke very well. They keep falling in.

by Just a wife January 29, 2022

buttdick

Its when a butt and a dick start to grow arms and fucking beat the shit out of each other

¨its going in what the¨ "oh don´t worry its just buttdick

by joejoedickrod March 21, 2022