what the buttcheeks

An expression you say when you see or here something you don't want to or didn't expect to hear.

OMG NAT! did u hear that tom and jerry aren't friends anymore?

WHAT THE BUTTCHEEKS are you serious Jay ?,that's crazy they have been friend's since 3rd grade!!

by bowtheturtle24 April 19, 2018

Suck dick through my buttcheeks

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Bohemian Buttfucker

Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.

The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.

The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.

That Bohemian Buttfucker really fucked me in the butt last night.

by bohemianbf June 22, 2011

buttcheeks

Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.

That movie was buttcheeks.

by k.g. y'all December 28, 2005

Buttcheck

Noun or verb: When one believes that their expelled flatulence may have been wet.

After attempting a silent fart in class, Maddie immediately ran to the bathroom for a buttcheck

by Chickenchipper March 15, 2009

Buttfucker

One who fucks up the butt; see douchebag

Fuck him, hes a buttfucker

by Nick November 27, 2003

left buttcheek cancer

cancer of the left buttcheek
sometimes abbreviated LBCC

"I can't go to school today. I have left buttcheek cancer."

by danbrown4life January 27, 2008