kyle burns

kyle burns is the drummer of the band forever the sickest kids. he is extremely skinny and tall. blonde hair. hottest in the band. very sweet guy.

person 1: im going to a concert tonight.
person 2: who r u going to c?
person 1: forever the sickest kids
person 2: isnt that hot drummer, kyle burns, in that band?
person 1: yes.

by CheyPWNS March 3, 2009

Canadian Cunt Burp

when you dip your dick in maple syrup and fuck your kanuk bitch and it causes an explosive pussy fart that smells like your grandmamma's pancakes

I plowed this bitch from Toronto with some syrup on my junk and she did a big Canadian Cunt burp on me.

by AdreanRebeccaRollan April 25, 2010

bum burp

(n) A fart.

He released a bum burp immediately after consuming the beans.

by keyshaw June 4, 2004

burping the worm

To ejaculate, see masterbate

Mom:Hey, what'd you do after school today?

You: Oh, I was burping the worm.

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

burp

A smart fart that took the elevator up.

this definition is used by the burper after the event has taken place.

by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005

burns donut

When a guy has herpes, the clap, chlamydia (or another "burning STD"), or any combination of std's, and sleeps with a girl, the morning after (or shortly after) she will have a burning situation in her nethers. This is known as a "burns donut."

(Next morning after doin tha nasty)
Glen: "Morning babe, want a burns donut?"

Martha: "What's a burns donut?"

Glen: "I have herpes. Burns, don't it?"

by testicles...that is all October 29, 2009