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Burger King creepy 

that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!
Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.
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Burger King Taco 

A Noun.
When a woman has nasty and smelly pussy.
Damn, Did you hear about Natalie's Burger King Taco? My dick stinks now.
Burger King Taco by ManOfTheMay August 15, 2019

Burger King Kid's Club 

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.

burger king retard 

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.
You are dumber than the Burger King Retard!
burger king retard by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007

Burger King Gutter Slut 

A Dirty Diseased Girl, Who's been everywhere with everyone, that let you "Have it your Way"
Heather is quite a burger king gutter slut.

Isn't Steph a burger king gutter slut.

burger king moment 

When you’re in the car and you feel it comin’ fast, so your only choice is to pull into the nearest Burger King parking lot and make a mad dash for their sub-par bathrooms.
Anna: Hey Becky, I’m not feelin’ so good. Can we pull over fAST?
Becky: Oh NO, you’re not having a Burger King moment again, are you?

Burger King Guy 

what you call someone that says the N word on a plane.
Guy 1: did you hear that guy say “nigger?”
Guy 2: yea it’s probably the burger king guy.
Burger King Guy by shawn86269 April 18, 2021