the bugler

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.

I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.

by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013

speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

Dirty Burglar

When a man breaks into another man's house while he's sleeping and aggressively sucks the sleeping man's dick and then runs away.

Clint pulled the Dirty Burglar on his neighbor last night.

by Samanthaleer February 1, 2019

Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006

In-N-Out Burglar

One of Toby Turner's few weaknesses; along with sharp swords that can't open up video games, birds, planes, flowers, and the sun.

Toby: "I'm gonna tell the drive-thru that I just got robbed. It's gonna be a bunch of balls... She's gonna ask me how I'm doin'."
Hothothot: "Welcome to <indistinguishable> how are you doin' today?"
Toby: "Terrible."
Hothothot: "I'm sorry?"
Toby: "I got robbed. I got robbed yesterday."
Hothothot: "You got robbed?"
Toby: "Yah, they stole my Macbook Pro."
Hothothot: "Awwww, I'm sorry."
Toby: "He's called the In-N-Out Burglar, he jumped into my car at In-N-Out, everybody knows him as that."
Hothothot: "What?!"
Toby: "Yah! At In-N-Out Burger, stole my laptop..."
Hothothot: "<laughs>"
Toby: "And then he jumped out of the car and said booyah."

by SaxGLaDiator June 19, 2011

Bulgary

Bulgary is perceived by the Dutch people as the country of Bulgaria.
The misunderstanding comes from the fact that in Dutch the names Bulgaria and Hungary sound similar: Bulgarije and Hongarije.
Parallel can be drawn when Bulgary people ask people from the South of the Netherlands: "Spreek je Hollands?"

Are you going back to Bulgary for Christmas?
Did you check the spelling of Bulgary in the Oxford dictionary?

by bulgaryan November 17, 2011

Bulgaria

A beautiful country that has a lot of history and culture. It may not be the most prosperous when is comes to economics but that does not define it's natural wonders and wonderful people. If you can look past the fact that it is not the richest country in the world, then you are in for a treat. There are beautiful mountains, beaches, and places for nature lovers. You can visit the monistaries if you want to see the culture and history. If you want shopping and clubbing, just go to the capital (Sofia) and you will find more than what you need. I am Bulgarian and even though I now live in the USA nothing could replace the wonders of Bulgaria for me. It's a cultural nation even if it is not presented as so by others. Yes, there are gypsies who live there, but that is no different from the gangs and homeless of the USA. It is known in legends and myths as the nation that must be 'a little piece of heaven'. Keep that in mind before you judge!

"Bulgaria is a wonderous nation!"

by L.Cypher January 29, 2009