poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie

Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 17, 2017