ballin on a budget

1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.

2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds

Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.

by Dancendiary March 4, 2008

budget-ass

adj., Characterized by excessive or unnecessary frugality; cheap; of poor quality in general.

See: Lloyd Carr's play-calling while head football coach at the University of Michigan.

"What kind of budget-ass decorations are these?!"
"Getting Subway for dinner was a budget-ass move."

by Torrey Armstrong January 25, 2008

budget wipe

Using both sides of a wad of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to conserve. Originally considered as a way to save money for frequent shitters by buying less TP but used more often by broke college students or military personnel in the field with limited access to said TP.

Wes: There's only one roll of TP left in the bathroom till payday. Piiiissssss!!!

Nick: Looks like we're gonna have to budget wipe till then man. Shiiiiiiit!!!

by Jerrami J. October 16, 2008

bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

Budget Phone

Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.

Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Chubby Bugger

A large and fleshy pudendum.

The larger the Chubby Bugger the softer the pushin'.

by SlimDingo October 30, 2016