Mop Bucket Dump

The Mop Bucket Dump is one of the most heinous of all acts of defecation. The anal sphincter opens to allow a virtual geyser of liquid feces to explode from the rectum and oring. The explosive force, sound, smell and the look of a Mop Bucket Dump achieves its notoriety from the that is looks no different than if a Janitor had emptied his or her filthy, used, dirty mop bucket water out into the toilet. Pure liquid dirt. You cannot tell the difference between the Mop Bucket Dump and a dumped mop bucket.

The Mop Bucket Dump is typically the result of poor dietary choices but may also be a result of food poisoning or other gastrointestinal conditions.

Steven thoroughly enjoyed his entrée of fresh, Norwegian prawns although he thought that they might have been a little off and rancid due to the smell and tangy after taste. About an hour later, he found his ass plastered to the toilet and arms gripping the handrails as he blew a wet, steamy, dirty, brown Mop Bucket Dump. As the sweat dripped from his brow, he realized that the prawns were in fact off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2015

Mercy Buckets

An extremely anglicized version of "Merci Beaucoup", which means "Thank you so much". Usually used by French students and Frenchies to confuse their English counterparts. A word used often in Franglais.

Girl 1: Hey, donne-moi your devoirs, I need to copier.
Girl 2: Sure! Here you go.
Girl 1: Mercy buckets.

by lenamarie November 10, 2008

bucket friday

Any day that takes place before a strange and sometimes seemingly pointless day off of school, like Columbus Day, or Superintendent Conference Day.

A Bucket Friday can take place on any day of the week. If there is no school on Wednesday, Tuesday is a Bucket Friday (NOT a Bucket Tuesday).

The term originated when a high school student misheard his band director's words "I could get fired" as "Bucket Friday". In the weeks that followed, the term spread throughout the school with no real meaning. Annoyed with the constant yelling of "Bucket Friday!" without any meaning, the band director decided on a definition in hopes that some day before he retires, there will be a section of Hallmark cards for Bucket Friday.

Jack: Man, i hate Mondays.
James: Cheer up, we dont have school tomorrow.
Jack: You mean today is a Bucket Friday??
James: Hell yeah dude!

by Josh K. April 1, 2007

Bucket Hoe

A woman who has the characteristics of a bucket: She prefers dirty "mops" in her. She is usually in poor condition and filled with fluids. Her IQ is equivalent to a bucket as well.

Dang Stephanie, you such a bucket hoe. Fo sho.

Man Zahin, yo mah homie, but I gotta admit.. you acting like a silly bucket hoe.

by C-DrizzleMahNizzle February 26, 2009

Kick the Bucket

Phrase used to say someone is dead or has deceased. Term is derived from when suicides were common by a person preparing to hang themself, and used a bucket to stand on, and then kicked the bucket when suicide was desired.

Ole' Charlie kicked the bucket today, we better prepare for his funeral.

by izytang November 16, 2003

piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.

We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!

by YAWA August 29, 2017

Nigga Bucket

Nigga Bucket is the black alternative to the cracker barrel.

Whites get the cracker barrel, blacks get the nigga bucket

by Mikeh72280 August 12, 2011