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Bubaisum

A not so well known religion that originated in 21se century America. This religion worships The Great Buba and its bible describes “past world”, a world that existed before “current world” (the one we are in right now) the people from “past world or scientifically known as Bubans, had either blue or green skin, orange eyes, and lived in small villages. Buba their leader sat in a temple in main village of “past world” on a potato throne. He did not look like other Bubans but instead a blob of slime much like Jabba The Hut from Star Wars. It is said the sky is blue because the Bubans would bathe in the clouds and the pigment of their skin dyed the sky. The legend of Buba states that one day the sun came to overthrow him in order to take back full control of the universe, but Buba engulfed the sun in himself and went into space and exploded creating the stars you see in the sky. There are only 6 known members world wide and they meet on top of the Eiffel Tower at 3 am in Sunday’s
“What religion are you part of?”
“Bubaisum”
“Oh😃” *backs away slowly*
by Lila_UWU November 3, 2020
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Slippery Bubba

Putting your entire scrotum sac inside a woman's asshole and then sticking your penis inside her vagina. Easiest way to accomplish is to have women put both legs over her head.
she like's when I double ram her with a "Slippery Bubba"
by BubbaOriely May 21, 2014
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Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.
Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.
by Sxm06m October 22, 2020
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Bobbie

Usually easy going, smart,sweet,caring, and very understanding. Life of the party,lots of fun to be around.
We always have a good time hanging out with Bobbie.
by B.D.P February 5, 2010
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Bubba

Bubba - name for a close friend or boyfriend. Originating from Bubs. Bubba implies someone special and close to your heart. Bubba is someone you turn to when you need comfort. Your Bubba is always there for you.
I love my bubba, he's great!
by Basil :) August 16, 2010
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Bobbi Jo

A Bobbi Jo is a temptress of ill fate. Upon her awakening each morning, she bathes in a tub of liquid seduction, concocted from the roots of a nettlewig, which can only be found in the forest of forgotten sorrow. Her aura is melting. She'll make your knees week and break your concentration with the blink of an eye. And once your in her grasp, there's no letting go. She'll force you to fall in love with her, which may result in a flurry of eventual psychotic delusions, all of which involve Bobbi Jo, a broom, and a bathrobe. On the surface she appears delicate and adorable, yet deep within her fiery depths, there is a demon waiting to encompass your soul.
I ran into a Bobbi Jo today! I barely escaped with my dignity!
by kingarthur89 September 29, 2010
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Underwater Apple Bobbing

The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.
Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015
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