Edmund: "Was Octopussy Busy Last Night?"
Archibald: "Sure, It Was Busy... But Not BROKE Busy"
Comprende? Or How's About...
Gertrude: "How Was Cav On Sunday?"
Margaret: "It Was Rammed!!"
Gertrude: "Really?? Like, As Busy As Broke??"
Margaret: "Don't Be Stupid. You're An Idiot Gertrude, Squat On Your Thumb."
Archibald: "Sure, It Was Busy... But Not BROKE Busy"
Comprende? Or How's About...
Gertrude: "How Was Cav On Sunday?"
Margaret: "It Was Rammed!!"
Gertrude: "Really?? Like, As Busy As Broke??"
Margaret: "Don't Be Stupid. You're An Idiot Gertrude, Squat On Your Thumb."
by larrysanchez February 07, 2010
by John Kennington February 08, 2021
Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.
Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"
Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.
After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 12, 2008
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by CJ_of_YGE September 04, 2008
A past tense definition of "breaking bad" denoting of a time when you stopped giving a damn and did whatever you wanted to regardless of the consequences.
by Soulless2k4 November 23, 2015