Brock

To have an accident that could have been avoided, to accidentally injure yourself or being prone to accidents and mishaps.

"Dude, i had a bit of a Brock while riding my bicycle the other day"

"I totally Brocked it when i hit that jump"

"Haha, you did a Brock"

by Fizzle33 July 28, 2013

Brock

A filthy coward who deserves to be mocked wherever, whenever. A "fucking pussy ass butch"

Yo that kids such a Brock lmao

by IguessMan October 22, 2016

Brock

Brock means that you are asexual but still get crushes.

“Dude I think I’m Brock”

by BrockoliAndCheese April 7, 2019

Brock

He sucks dick for a 2$ a day

Guy 1: Brock sucks dick for 2$ tf

Guy 2: ya he’s so fucking gay

by Aye what up November 6, 2018

Brock

brocks are the sexiest most handsome, funny people in the world. no matter if there straight or gay they have all the hoes. there great at gardening and have so many friends. if your friends with a brock you in the presence of a god

guy/girl: wow brocks so fucking hot

by brock the best gardener November 18, 2020

Brock

Brock: verb \ˈbräk\; To Brock someone is to create a strong verbal agreement over a long period of time with an individual or group and then never follow through. A true Brock is when the "Brocker" does not answer their phone for days and has some wild story as to why they broke their promise.

A term with a hint of endearment often (but not always) attached to it, as it is usually reserved for unreliable friends, but friends nonetheless.

"Zach was supposed to pick us all up to go to the bar, but he brocked us!"

"Where's my weed?"
"Umm... I got brocked..."
"Say whaaaaat?"
"Yea. He took the money and swore he'd be right back!"
Sounds like you're brockin ME!"

by Picotori July 25, 2013

Brock

A selfish prick who always thinks of himself first and isn't afraid to hurt you to save himself. He is a narcissistic jerk who may be handsome but is a jerk to everyone.

Oh man that guy is a real Brock.

by Thatboithatwasatthatpizzaplace April 16, 2017