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No offence bro... 

The greatest insult ever written:

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

Peace.
Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included

Forum troll: No offence bro...
No offence bro... by trollprince December 17, 2011

bro-husband

Adam and Steve are bro-husbands.
bro-husband by blackabrahamlincoln November 21, 2013

Just bro 

One liner "advice" unattractive men are told to "magically" solve all said men's issues with meeting women.
"Just get a haircut bro"
"Just say this magic line bro"
"Just bro"
Just bro by Based Fiend July 30, 2023
A blowjob among a fellow a bro. It can only be initiated if your fellow bro, looks down as he is receiving the bro job, to assert this is just bros, helping a bro out, as you climax your bro must also swallow and say 2 magic words: "NO HOMO".
"DUde you looking pretty swole"

"Uh why you looking"

"Not like that dude, I mean no homo."

"Oh for sure. want to give me a bro job?"

"Fuck yea dawg."
Bro Job by BRahhhhhD July 25, 2018
(pronunciation: brō pä) n. A fuckin' totally douchebag move. Like, maybe you hit on your bro's girl, or smoke all his greens. (cp. Party foul; ORIGIN late 17th cent., French "faux pas" literally "false step"; and abbreviation "Bro." of English "brother" from Old English brōþor, from Proto-Germanic brōþēr, from Proto-Indo-European *bʰréh₂tēr.)
Aw! Dude! Bro pas! You totally spilled Nat all on my fuckin' Entourage DVDs!
An NFT bro is a scammer who thinks he is smart, quirky, and funny for making a billion dollars off some shitty furry art from a character customizer or stolen art.

Non fuckable token brothers tend to inspire each other to buy and be obnoxious.

The only way to defeat him is by screenshotting his nft or saving it.
You're an NFT bro, opinion discarded.
NFT bro by Chevyman95 January 8, 2022