Brad

When Brad was born, his first words were Hello World! He is entirely made out of metal and transistors. He loves to leave early and take extra things for his human beings because Brad is an obedient robot.

Whos a good bot? Yes you are Brad!

by Houtie69 June 13, 2021

Brad

Someone who likes to exclude other people and make every possible excuse as to why it isn’t excluding

brad: It isn’t excluding if your not invited, you haven’t been excluded

by provingmypoint0 March 25, 2023

Brad

Fuckface. Watch out for these guys. They can be tricky and hard to identify. And they will hurt you the most if you are not careful. They start off by being somewhat of a superhero and save you from one of the guys listed above. Do not ever let them become your everything. That’s coming from a girl who’s been there and made that mistake. Warning: These guys are excellent liars. They lie constantly. They will most likely dump you for a whore because they are manwhores themselves. They will lie and tell you that they’ll still be your friend, but then they’ll ignore you. When your friends offer to beat them up, just say no. He will end up a lonely old fat guy with a cat named Snookums. He’ll have to live with that for the rest of his life. That will be torture enough.

Britney: "What's wrong?"
Jamie: "That doucheface."
Britney: "Oh, Brad."
Jamie: "Yeah, Brad."

by shelovesyoutoo March 14, 2010

Brad

A man that likes getting hickeys from girls to show the boys. He also does light beers. #dontbebrad
#5thyear

Your being such a brad

by DIFJ December 2, 2017

Brad

Some random guy that that one may encounter on the streets and the name of this guy is unknown, his title becomes Brad.

"yea, I was walking down the street and ran into a couple of Brads."

by Huds May 6, 2008

Brad

your typical white boy. hates his vegetables and doesn't eat pasta due to a traumatic experience. he doesn't leave his room cause he's playing minecraft and likes hanging out in the rave cave with the boys and that one girl of his dreams. He has the personality of a house brick and is extremely awkward around girls. He listens to Ruel and Justin Bieber at 1am with his cock out (average white boy playlist). He is one off those kids with a middle part and never shaves. he has the bushiest eyebrows and never thinks to fix them. his dad is Shane and he is superior over brad. brad likes cordi and will never get her cause she's taken.

'no I don't eat vegetables'
'ew who eats pasta'

'Brad is hella gay no cap'
'rave cave this weekend boiiis'

by brad loves cordi September 17, 2019

Brad

Loser

Brad's just a loser

by ancestorsprotectme September 5, 2019