Boulder Fisting

The sexual act of moulding a 20-meterboulder into your hand and chiselling it into a fist with your dick/strap-on. Then during sex, ask your partner to turn around and bend over, only to surprise them with a rusty hard rock up their sweet ass and ravage their insides with vigor and tenacity, flamboyantly shaking your fist around their insides before suddenly pulling out to let the juices flow inside-out and offer it to Lord Ochinchin.

David: I gave my girlfriend a boulder fisting for her anniversary present.
Hans: What the fuck man, you literally just obliterated her?!

by Magnumus Dongus December 9, 2015

Boiled pancake

A female, usually with the name of Aly. Her mom is awesome and is generally cooler than her, but she’s pretty badass also. Loyal AF, but wears boxers as pants so can’t take her seriously. She will beat your ass in ugly shorts. She’s a boiled pancake typa bitch!

You a boiled pancake type bitch

by AmboComando August 11, 2019

Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.

Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

A Happy Fake Boulder

something u trip on

I tripped on a happy fake boulder.

by therealbromlg September 1, 2018

Plain, boiled cold water

It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.

How to make is:

* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.

*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.

My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.

by CORLAShlalas March 8, 2019

Boiled chicken ovulations

Boiled eggs, as described by Kryten in Red Dwarf (series 4, episode DNA).

Ah, breakfast, my very first meal! Boiled chicken ovulations -- delicious!

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Bourneville Boulevard

The Anus & Anal Passage. Other examples are "Cadbury Canal", "Gary Glitter", "The Brown Eye"

He paid his lover a visit up the Bourneville Boulevard.

by Joe Bazmar August 7, 2003