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Twitter-Bitter

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 13, 2010
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Arse batter

The thick substance that is expelled from the anus.
Her knickers were full of arse batter..
by Zonal K June 25, 2018
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daddy better make me choke

y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick
Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.

-cupcakke
by floofy_pillow March 18, 2017
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battered

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016
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It's better than nothing

A phrase used to describe an accomplishment so insignifican it is virtually equivalent to nothing. Often used by slackers to justify slacking.
My goal was to exercise for an hour, but after 2 minutes on the tread mill I called it quits and ordered a pizza. It's better than nothing.
by GianPaolo September 2, 2011
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Cupcake Batter

When Kevin Durant jacks off into his own mouth and then cum-swap the semen between himself and Draymond Green. They gargle it as much as possible until it is as firm, yet as moist, as a cupcake. Optional recipes call for adding sprinkles, gummy bears, and the often messy, M&Ms.
We shouldn't have added those M&M's to our cupcake batter. It looks like we have shit on our face. Now its gross.
by Not Brad Friedel June 30, 2017
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yb better

YB makes better examples 🤡
yb better
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