bokonon

a wise guy who made up a religion to keep people busy. see bokonism, Cat's Cradle

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Ace Boon Coon

N. Number one nigga. Your main man. Your bestfriend.

Jay is my Ace Boon Coon.

by Dub9's April 17, 2006

Ed Boon

A term for the biggest eyebrows you've ever seen.

Damn, look at those Ed Boons on her face!

by ScorpionWins August 12, 2009

michael bolton

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005

michael bolton

1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.

Michael Bolton

by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004

Boon Hair

Hair which is huge, curly, fireproof, and otherwise indestructible. Also home to seven species of small animals.

"Your Boon Hair is blocking my view!"

by Gillett May 9, 2007

Michael Bolton fan

celebrate the guy's entire catalogue

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"

by dildo777 April 4, 2023