"Where is Boston?"
"Massachusetts."
"Wrong. Lincolnshire."
"Where are you from?"
"Boston."
"You don't sound American."
"That's fake Boston, fool!"
"Massachusetts."
"Wrong. Lincolnshire."
"Where are you from?"
"Boston."
"You don't sound American."
"That's fake Boston, fool!"
by Mark Schueler October 16, 2006

worst city ever. full of scummy red sox fans who have no respect for anyone outside their city and for those who dont like the red sox or patriots (both awful teams). their accent is annoying as hell and girls dont find it sexy at all, girls with boston accents are repulsive. only nice part of the city is the historical district everywhere else is full of bums or scum..aka bostonians. Yankees rule. red sox suck. NYC > Boston.
The boston accent is a disgrace to the english language, it makes us americans look bad. Fuckers can't even pronounce CAR correctly.
by eLnino1187 December 10, 2007

A place outside lincoln, mainly filled with inbreds with 6 fingers on each hand if not more. Inferior to their neighbours Lincoln in everything including football!
by Joe barrel February 9, 2007

Being overly fearful of terrorism. Refers to when boxes with flashing lights advertising the Mooninites cartoon were placed around Boston, MA and emergency services reacted to the tune of nearly $1,000,000
News headline: Malaysian diplomat apologises for a case of Bostonitis after mistaking a box of sweet pickles sent to him as a Ramadan gift for anthrax powder
by Cloudchaser Shaconage (shah-con-ah-jey) January 3, 2009

To lose despite a substantial chance of winning; to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Usually used in reference to sports.
by Spyder1jcd February 3, 2008

A city located in Massachusetts. Only people who live in Boston think that it is better than NYC, when in reality, everyone knows that it doesn't even compare. Boston looks very colonial, and everyone from Boston thinks that they're amazing just because they have good sport teams (and that's all they have, by the way. Oh wait, I forgot about the Boston Tea Party..Woopty Doo.) I don't live in New York OR Massachusetts, but I've been to both plenty of times to know that Massachusetts does not compare to New York. Don't complain that Massachusetts is "Taxachusetts" just because the taxes are high, because New York is one of the most expensive places to live in the United States. And don't brag about the Patriots, because they lost to the New York Giants in Superbowl # 42. But I can tell you one thing, Cape Cod is very nice. Boston however, is rather boring during the day..but fun at night! Everyone in Boston is proud to be Irish, I don't know why they're so god damn proud when most Irish people have the qualities of a ginger..(Freckles, light skin.) Therefore, most people from Boston are proud to have the symptoms of gingervitis I suppose! However, Boston people have hot accents.
by Karin White February 18, 2009

A dump of a city in Massachusetts. The Holy Land of massholes everywhere. Boston is the worst (even worse than Connecticut).
Person 1: Oh mannn, the sawx are wicked ahhhsome!
Person 2: Back to Boston from whence you came, idiot.
Person 2: Back to Boston from whence you came, idiot.
by brownthomas May 13, 2005
