Definitions by onetrikpony

Boston 

Boston refers to a sex marathon that requires 13 orgasms in 48 hours or less. The 13 orgasm requirement is a reference to the 13 tricks in the card game spades when you run the table. Upon completion of a Boston, you are eligible for a Boston marathon t shirt.

Last weekend we holed up in a hotel all weekend a pulled a Boston.

Boston by onetrikpony February 5, 2017

Gamer ass

The shape and size of young American men's asses from sitting on the couch eating Cheetos and playing video games all of their life. A sad state of affairs.

Not a bad looking guy, but he's got gamer ass.

Gamer ass by onetrikpony August 15, 2016

gamer ass

The shape and size of young American male asses who do nothing but eat Cheetos and play COD all day.

Not a bad looking guy, but he has gamer ass.

gamer ass by onetrikpony August 15, 2016

hellatrophy 

Obscenely flashy reward with no value for a mediocre performance.

Joe won a hellatrophy for the tractor pedal pull at the Iron RIver, WI Blueberry Festival.

hellatrophy by onetrikpony August 26, 2015