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dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it
Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night
by Stwot July 7, 2017
mugGet the dutch bonnetmug.

on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
mugGet the on it like a car bonnetmug.

bonnet bait

A cyclist or pedestrian who do extremely poorly timed crossings or actions on the road close to a car, thus baiting being over the bonnet on one’s car and onto there arse.
You seen Dave’s crossing of the road, he’s well bonnet bait doing that!
by TheCrackEyedPeas February 14, 2024
mugGet the bonnet baitmug.

Bonnet Dung

Fecal matter and excrement that has been laid on the bonnet of a car
Bekah found that the local foxes had shit on her car... Bonnet dung
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
mugGet the Bonnet Dungmug.

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.
Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
by Robula88 August 1, 2022
mugGet the Mexican Hot Bonnetmug.

Bonnet dung

The name you give a girl who has delicious nuggets of fox poo on her car bonnet ...
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
mugGet the Bonnet dungmug.

Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head
Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.
by TissuesBox March 8, 2024
mugGet the Pearl Bonnetmug.

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