bagged

To have sex with someone.

I bagged a bitch this mornin'.

by Paris Bear December 16, 2007

Bagged

A car that is on air suspension

“You hear about Jeff being bagged? What a bitch static till we die pu$$y”

by The static kids December 3, 2021

bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

by LeGenius November 7, 2013

shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.

During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.

by Shawner February 8, 2010

Blue Bonged

When you had plans to smoke weed with a friend, but they cancelled on you last minute.

Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!

by seansucksatguitar June 7, 2018

Been Bagged

Simply means you’ve been sent to prison

I’ve been bagged for selling crack

by mj cuzzy January 2, 2021

booty boggled

when something quite interesting has been said

"bro just left me booty boggled"
After Sarah's speech, the audience was booty boggled"

by boggler123 April 2, 2023