conversation bumper

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

BALL BUMPER

HAIR ONLY ON THE CHIN, SIMILAR TO A HALF GOATEE.

check out that dudes sweet ball bumper.

by gregory5579 February 13, 2012

weenie bumpers

Two males that work together that can't stop talking to each other. Not gay but pretty close Aka bromance

Jason and Tom spend more time talking than working. They are a couple weenie bumpers!

by JackHammer91 January 9, 2015

bumper balls

Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.

I hung some chrome bumper balls on my new F-350.

by bumperman March 21, 2005

bumper

a booty, typically female

pull up to my bumper

by fizzle March 24, 2004

bumper to bumper

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam

Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

by Marcelo Rodrigues August 4, 2007

bumper hung

Being stuck behind a slow moving car with nobody in front of them and unable to make a safe lane change. The traffic in the other lane is moving too quickly to make the lane change.

I'd try to get in the fast lane, but I'm bumper hung.

The left lane is going at 65mph, but I'm in the right lane going 30 behind a Buick with grandpa behind the wheel.

by Akhilesh Patel May 8, 2007