Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

by anarkism April 10, 2010

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

When a girl is on her period and not wearing a pad or tampon the blood stains all over her clothes

blown raspberry/squashed raspberry

by Kandygirl342 June 1, 2012

blown face

A face of disbelief or shock, where someone points to their face and keeps a straight or distraught face.

Sam: I just got abducted by aliens.
Sean: *blown face*

by BlownFace October 3, 2007

blowjay

Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.

"I am going to give you the best blowjay."

by fbmkink January 12, 2008

blown away

1. Extremely impressed
2. Shot to death

Did you hear about the guy who saw a really fancy gun and hadn't realized guns could be that fancy?

He was blown away by it.

by D12434132 November 14, 2015

blown

really mad or upset about something.

her dad was blown when he found out about her grades.

by geechelle July 3, 2008

blowbang

In the same vein as gangbang, except instead of intercourse the girl gives blowjobs to all the guys, often resulting in a mess of ejaculate on her face, in her mouth, or in her tummy (preferred).

Dude, your girlfriend swallowed all my cum at the blowbang last weekend!

Oh yeah? Mine too!

by SpermProvider July 15, 2006