bloga

A combination of "blog" and "saga". The term refers to an overly dramatic blog/vlog or inane dispute between two or more blogs/vlogs, and is generally used in a mocking fashion.

Originally coined by Hamil Griffin-Cassidy on Totally Scrabble Tuesdays.

"Have you seen the ridiculousness over at (site name)? They've got quite a bloga going on over there."

by Taylor from Minneapolis October 26, 2006

BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

Bloagumpkin

A mixture of Bloagie and Blumpkin: When you are eating a hoagie while taking a shit and getting your dick sucked.

Dude: Why is the toilet clogged?
Bro: This chick was giving me a bloagumpkin last night and I dropped the hoagie in the toilet. My shit and hoagie was too much for the shitter to handle.

by Pope Awesome the 1st May 25, 2011

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

Blorange

The colour pouring out of the speakers at a Pink Floyd concert.

Blorange is a new colour I cannot describe.

by Still Floating July 23, 2010

Chode Bload

Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.

After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"

You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?

When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.

by Echo21 October 21, 2008

coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

by It's-Me May 29, 2007