orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met

He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.

by bynadz February 28, 2005

blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

Young bloom

A young artist from Macon GA that has many great song like spacecoupe,life of bloom,and big bands he is 14 years old and is very talented and is down to earth and he loves his fans very much and will never forget who was there from him is great freinds with other artsiest such as slimerich sativa and babybrazi and he will never give until he blows up.

David:yo is that young bloom

Daniel:YES!
David:lets go get a pic
Daniel:bet

by Youngbloomfan229 September 11, 2020

Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.

Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.

by Sai Ez September 12, 2019

Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

by Ralph King January 11, 2010

rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017