purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

by Will B February 24, 2004

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by Cooter March 14, 2005

butt bloom

Pushing the inside of one's asshole out

After Martha got her asshole fucked by so many guys, she could finally produce a nice butt bloom.

by AssMan2014 April 26, 2014

Pussy Bloom

When a guy out of nowhere has girls constantly telling them there pretty or add them on Snapchat in one or two coincidental weeks

“Wow! That nigga Jeremy got a damn pussy bloom! Lucky....”

by XpussybloomdictionaryX December 19, 2019

orlando bloom

A young British actor of the lithe, lovely and mostly androgenous 'look'. Considered the 'next generation' of English talent abroad, he has a long way to go to solidify his position or even to justify his large earnings. A good example of style over substance... for now. So long as he pulls his finger out and works hard he should get better and stay the course.

Example of triumph of hype over reality and common sense. Bloom is an excellent study of a marketed product.

by Gizmo_LittleWing June 12, 2005

Orlando bloom

The hottest guy on earth. Kind, sweet, handsome, a talented actor, and if you don't like him. it's all fine by me. But you still doesn't have to insult him or his fans, because that only tells that you're jealouse because you could NEVER be like him. Orlando has tons of fans, who aren't just a bunch of stupid, fat and ugly schoolgirls, but great and lovely persons!

Orlando Bloom has stolen my heart.

by Trish* April 4, 2005

Sugar Bloom

A fabled sexual position that induces potentially fatal levels of sexual arousal. While the exact positioning is not known, many sexual anthropologist theorize that one or all of the participants are inverted and that the position can only be achieved in extreme humidity. Others speculate that while inversion may or may not be critical, a certain degree of human contortion is certainly needed to achieve a "full bloom".

The energetic lovers didn't believe that engaging in the Sugar Bloom, or Sugar Blooming, would actually kill them. They're dead now.

by Dr. Reginold Goldstein August 14, 2011