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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
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blinking heck

A phrase used predominantly by the elderly, works the same way as “bloody hell”. Used as a form of expression when you’re surprised or frustrated.
Sally: look at the rain! It’s really pouring!
Anne: blinking heck! My washing is on the line!
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blinking

another intensifier like bloody, stupid, ruddy, really, very, fricking
person 1: omg look at that girl blocking the door
person 2: blinking idiot! let me through

person a: i hate all these blinking traffic lights

person b: agreed! they are so blinking annoying
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blinking blanks

When you’re blinking and it takes ages for your eyes to open again.
A : are you still awake?
B : im blinking blanks
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Blinking in and out

When someone’s phone has static or is fading in and out.
I can’t hear my boyfriend because he’s blinking in and out.
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Blinking in and out

When someone’s phone has static or is fading in and out
I can’t hear my boyfriend, because he’s blinking in and out.
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blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.
Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"
by Marshywanderer March 1, 2025
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