Berta

Short form of Alberta, similar to America=Merica!

Big jacked up diesels, expensive boats but no water, welcome to Berta!

by Epluribisunum August 12, 2015

Bertbash

Bertbash: To pick or ridicule the character of Bert from Sesame Street - his uni-brow and crankyness.

Bert is subject to a lot of 'Bertbash' due to his uni-brow, yet people are so unaware that the reason Ernie is so full of hee-hee-hee is he himself is bald, but his higher and busier uni-brow is often mistaken as his head of hair!

by isabelydancer00 July 12, 2010

beerthday

The day someone turns old enough to legally drink.

Yeah, it's Jon's Beerthday today. I hear he is gonna get totally drunk.

by [Babylon] August 27, 2007

Bert McCracken

Bert is a person no words can describe. He is alot crazy and very loving, along with being a chain smoking dirty rocker that throws up on stage. He brings the words to the table with his talented poetics while fronting alternative/punk band The Used, and his amazing voice projects the words that he couldn't have let out any better way.

Bert McCracken is a crazy shit but lets no go back to highschool ever again.

by Dani in SLC January 15, 2008

Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 23, 2021

Bertie

The most amazing man you will meet. He is a complete gentleman, walking you to your door each time you go on a date no matter how long it will eventually take him to get home. Not pushy and caters to your every need. He is passionate about things he believes in and will fight for them. He is fun to be with and enjoys laughter and good company. He is kind and thoughtful. He is the guy that everyone wishes they were with. He is handsome and charming and strong both in the mind and physically. Although he can be a little insecure at times, he needs not to be because he is someone that you will surrender all of your love to wholly. His passions are, rugby, photography, politics, animal rights music and fitness. He is going to conquer the world, one step at a time! If you don't fall in love with this man then you must have some serious issues, you'd be lucky to have him in your life.

Guy walks girl home. That is such a Bertie thing to do.

by vitaweat January 22, 2011

bert mccracken

An awsome singer ... also a great lyric writer,funny and nice person

Bert McCracken is one of the greatest singers I've Heard of Ever!

by Kim F. September 1, 2003