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Bleach Vs. Naruto

An ongoing comparison and contrast of two widely popular Manga metaseries.

Naruto, written by Masahi Kishimoto and Bleach, written Tite Kubo, are two popular Manga metaseries which were both serialized by the Shonen Jump magazine in 1999 and 2001 respectively. Viz Media, a major American anime and Japanese entertainment media company, serialized both series in 2003 (Naruto) and 2004 (Bleach). Both graphic novels were very well received and set records for graphic novel sales in the U.S.. Soon after, much animosity grew between devout fans of both series in a debate which has yet to be resolved over which of the two, Bleach or Naruto, is better. To the annoyance of the general public.

See: Narutard
Bleach Vs. Naruto
Narutard: Naruto is way better than stupid Bleach! "OMG! IKM A SHINGAMI WITH A BIG SWORD!
Sensible Bleach Fan: Well, I appreciate your opinion. But I still enjoy the more mature-
Narutard: KAGEBUSHI NO JUTSOOMG!111!!
Civilian who is tired of this bullshit: SHUT UP!!!

Note: Narutards are ravenous and almost inhuman when the subject of which Anime, Manga, or Yaoi fanfic is better. So approach with caution. (Unlike the more sensible Bleach fan)

lol11ol1!!biasedlol!!1
by thekidcanfight May 13, 2007
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bleach

An awesome debut album by Nirvana. It was recorded for only $600 and was the only album to feature Chad Channing on the drums. Was released in 1989, way way before the the anime series. Has 13 songs including "Love Buzz" "About A Girl" and "School".
Random Guy: What you listening to?
Fan: Bleach.
Random Guy: Yay I have every book in the series!
Fan: No you idiot! I'm listening to the album Bleach by Nirvana.
Random Guy: What is Nirvana
by gimmeanelectricguitar October 1, 2010
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Bleach

What you crave after watching/listening to "Sweatshirt" by Jacob Sartorius.
Mom: Honey, do you want something to eat?
Me: Just some Clorox bleach!
Mom: What? Why?
Me: Because I am listening to "Sweatshirt"
Mom: Ohhh, Okay honey, I only want what is best for your ear drums!
by Nobody ;P July 4, 2016
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blench

Extremely large, bigger than tonk.
50 cent is blench, not good but large in size. "My guns are getting blench after taming the 45s!"
by Wrek September 3, 2005
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Bleached whale

Hey Gaz have you seen that bleached whale at the bar?

Yeah, I'm going to try and plow him. That okay with you?

Yeah, go for it, I'm more into bears.

Wicked, you should find a bear and we'll all go back to mine and have a group sesh. my house will be like a wildlife sanctuary... designed for filth.
by Liam J. Lewis November 12, 2011
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bleachina

Bleaching the asshole, especially the skin of the anus.
Yesterday I went to the beauty shop and got a bleachina done, and my dark brown asshole now looks whiter than a ghost!
by Mohawk Stevens November 11, 2017
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blechovi

Fine Czech boot series based on series Novákovi, It takes place in a family flat with many storylines. This adult boot needs to be seen by everyone.
Have you seen Blechovi? What a great series!
You´re like the old Blecha! You are having sex more than working!
Need to pay rent and have a problem with money? Do as old Blechová does, pay with sex!
Eeeeeh, I will stretch every day from now on. Have you seen old Blecha?! He is flexible as fuck!
Your family is like Blechovi, everyone is fucking with everybody.
by Adult Hunter January 18, 2022
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