A nearly wiped out ethnic group of humans who breath very noisily through the mouth only. Major causes of death are from suffocation while: giving blow jobs, eating, or attempting to breathe from the nose.
1. Alex almost suffocated yesterday while eating; he must be a Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.
2. Sadly, Alexis suffocated while giving Mr. Andryszak a blow job. She was the last female Mouth Breather.
by Douglas Page February 22, 2005
Get the Mouth Breather mug.Adj: - derogative term - Someone of a lower (or no) class – Usually found in large packs in city centres – can be of any age (although motherhood stats at 14) – standard attire – Tracksuit bottoms – fake Burberry caps – jewellery from Elisabeth Duke of Argos. Derived from the fact they breathe through there mouths.
1; the mouth breathers stood in the dole queue.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.
2; the mouth breathers considered Primark to be an expensive shop.
3; the mouth breathers were unfamiliar with the concept of books or chewing with ones mouth closed.
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The only thing these crude, rude, and obnoxious people have in common with the human species is that they have a hole in their head with which they breath; otherwise, they are pretty much amoebas with vocal chords.
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*Nick walks into room
Nick:Woah! Who's got the Darth Vader costume!?
Henry: Nah...it's just Sergeant Boselly as usual.
Mr. Boselly: Take out section 5.7 of your homework... *hoaaahh hoaah*... That is due today. Of course, ...*hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh*... section 8 is optional. You may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish...m'kay...
Henry: Yeah...Darth Breather...
*Nick walks into room
Nick:Woah! Who's got the Darth Vader costume!?
Henry: Nah...it's just Sergeant Boselly as usual.
Mr. Boselly: Take out section 5.7 of your homework... *hoaaahh hoaah*... That is due today. Of course, ...*hoaaaah hoaaaaahhh*... section 8 is optional. You may turn it in today or tomorrow if you wish...m'kay...
Henry: Yeah...Darth Breather...
by LoganCollegemath November 19, 2009
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(He's the smart owl in animal crossing)
(He's the smart owl in animal crossing)
by ImpactedBat1528 April 27, 2020
Get the blathers mug.A Dream Breather is a rawther delectable fallen angel who breathes AndyPandy and drinks the blood of corrupt little gothic pixies.
It got its name from speaking the language of the dreams to the AndyPandy.
He may be located in the pants of the Andy or on the demon-phone with her.
If a Dream Breather is located, procede with caution. It is highly dangerous, especially when its appetite for the AndyPandy has not sufficiently been filled.
It got its name from speaking the language of the dreams to the AndyPandy.
He may be located in the pants of the Andy or on the demon-phone with her.
If a Dream Breather is located, procede with caution. It is highly dangerous, especially when its appetite for the AndyPandy has not sufficiently been filled.
by Amunet March 24, 2009
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