barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.

Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 15, 2006

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....

Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.

by fission_pro January 29, 2009

boarking

to have sex at the airport while you are waiting for boarding

to boark (verb)
a boarking (noun)

Have you ever boarked?
No, I haven't. And you?
I had a boarking with a pretty girl last year when I was going to L. A.

by unknown))) September 24, 2011

blackini

A bikini that only looms pleasant on a black female or another with a similar backside.

should I buy this one? I'm sorry no Brittany, that's a blackini and won't look right on a standard issue white booty.

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.

My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.

by Jayrd79 October 11, 2017

Barkini

Bikini (noun): a very brief two-piece swimsuit for women.

Bar (noun): a counter across which alcoholic drinks or refreshments are served.
Barkini (noun): a bikini worn (typically) at bars.

Oh wow that girl getting drinks is looking good her Barkini.

by Pseudonym0082 August 14, 2021