bork guy

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.

“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”

by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018

Bjornogrophy

It is an old type of Norwegian porn.

Don't let kids watch bjornogrophy.

by Calysitism February 27, 2019

bork bork nom nom

Doggo or puppy or any other animal type that barks and bites or eates

Hey Joe that's one nice bork bork nom nom

Thanks Tim I got it from your sister

by Big brain me November 25, 2019

Borket

Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.

You Borket!

by Craig November 24, 2003

Björn

Björn is the swedish word for bear.

Ohhh thats a big Björn.

by Ida February 11, 2003

bork

The sound a doggo makes before going into maximum bork drive.

Doggo is prepared to go into maximum bork drive after borking more than 2 times.

by Magic neosporin January 19, 2017

Hafthor Bjornsson

Hafthor "The Mountain" Bjornsson is 7-foot Icelandic giant known best for winning World's Strongest Man 2018 and being the world record holder in the deadlift at 501 kilograms, though he has won dozens of major strongman competitions over the past decade, including Europe's Strongest Man, The Arnold Strongman Classic, and Iceland's Strongest Man. He's also taken up a career on Twitch as of recent, earning him another title as "The World's Strongest Gamer". Hafthor Bjornsson also has a notable feud with the World's Saltiest Man, Eddie Hall, who he plans to pummel in the ring in 2021.

Hafthor Bjornsson is the deadlift king.
Bro, Hafthor just did 501 kg, Eddie must be so salty right now.

by Big Man Gordon May 7, 2020