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bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
by Meow's girl May 9, 2010
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Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."
by Cuckooo March 4, 2009
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bathing apes

amazing, yet EXTREMLY expensive shoes.
"haters getting mad cause i got me some bathing apes!" -soulja boy
by shg5jundsxfa November 11, 2007
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Bathin' Apes

Knockoff Forces that somehow became trendy.

The equivalent of Wal-Mart shoes, with ugly plastic colors all over them, and the star from the old NBC "The More You Know" PSA's.

Also known as: BAPES
"Did you see that dumb-ass rapper with the BAPES?" "I guess Bathin' Apes are the only thing that nigga could afford."

"I got me some BAPES for tacky day during homecoming week."
by Soulja Boy Tell 'em October 3, 2008
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Bitchiful

A person that is hott, but has a streak of bitchyness in them. They can be mean, but is usually just sarcastic.

Made up in October 2004
Janessa you are so bitchiful.
by Barbie S. November 27, 2005
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i got me some bathin apes

A dumb ass song by Soulja Boi that epitomizes the idiocy and lack of creativity that hip hop has now become. A completely obnoxious repertoire of lyrics that has to continually remind us the shoes he has. See Bapes
Person 1: Nice shoes...what brand are they?

Soulja Boy: I got me some, I said, I got I got me some bathin apes

Person 1: You know what...just forget I asked.
by Duke of Potsdam March 23, 2008
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Birthing Person

A term used to describe women whose gender dysphoria is so bad, that they think they can validate their belief that they are male by gestating another human being inside them for 9 months and then pushing it out the vagina that they wish they didn't have.

This term is also forced on women who aren't denying biological reality by men who think they're women despite being men.
"Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital that is definitely not full of women"
by SalopianSnark December 7, 2022
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