raunchy beverage

The most delectable of all drinks. It may take a while to procure through careful stimulation of the male member, but once it shoots out and into the mouth, it is by far the sweetest thing to ingest.

Depending upon the man's diet, this particular beverage comes in different flavours. Sometimes it may be frothy or a bit lumpy, but most of the time it is creamy and smooth; It runs down the tongue and throat with great ease. May cause an involuntary flavorgasm

Just make sure to catch every drop or simply wipe it off the surface where it was spilled and swallow it with gusto.

The man's raunchy beverage exploded all over my face, missing my mouth completely. What a waste.

by raunchydrinker April 19, 2018

beveragize

(v.) beveragize

1. to drink alcohol aimlessly through boredom.
2. to relax with the use of alcohol

With her day off, she decided to stay home and beveragize.

by PixarSky June 6, 2020

Sass Beverage

When someone gives you a bad attitude.

This friend of mine drunk a sass beverage because I didn’t make it to her party

by Br0 D33 May 21, 2021

Beveragability

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.

Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.

Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.

Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability

by tuck (quick-fire) Johnson May 8, 2010

beverage relativist

A person who has loose standards regarding the naming and preparation of beverages.

The bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me Pepsi when I'd definitely asked for a Coke.

Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.

by drillvoice-now September 23, 2012

Latin beverage

Typing in pee to google translate to latin and reversing in a couple times translates it to beverage

Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen

*scene* sat at bar with a friend
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face

by NextJen August 24, 2024

beveragate

The act of consuming beverages.

I will be there to beveragate with you later on tonight.

by JoshInNYC March 14, 2009