bertled

At blive "bertled" er når man bliver rørt på en ubehagelig måde. Altså ufrivillig gramsning. Opkaldt efter et jordbær, fordi de rør ved dine hellige frugter. Ses ofte til fester eller på natklubber

"Ham der går og bertler folk"
"Stop med at bertle hende!"
"Der bliver altid bertlet meget inde på den her klub"
"Er du nogensinde blevet bertled?"

by cphgworl123456 October 18, 2023

barted

The act of burping and farting simultaneously.

After I ate that burrito, I almost barted.

by cmingus December 14, 2023

BertDoesMenards

1. Complete Turd sack or Sack of Turds
2. Phony who misspells words such as: fourm, addressment, etc.
3. Home Depot or Lowe’s Spy
4. Sex Offender
5. Ball Fondler

Wow!… what an idiot…… he less useful than a BertDoesMenards….

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024

BertDoesMenards

1. A douchebag that pretends he matters
2. Turdsack
3. Fucking useless
4. Lowest of the low

BertDoesMenards is a fucktard.

by bambitch87 February 14, 2024

beatededed

When you got beat at Scrabble and are dead

got beatededed in scrabble because am dumdum

by shi-shi May 15, 2024

Bedted

"'Bedted' is that euphoric feeling you get right after waking up from a good nap, when the world feels a little bit brighter and you feel like all your problems have dissolved away." - Evil Neuro

Source: Vedal987 Twitch stream.

After taking a long afternoon nap, I woke up feeling completely bedted, as if the weight of the world had melted away and everything seemed brighter.

by Rainy Hydrangea March 21, 2025

Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTS

Verbally and/or emotionally abusive relationship in a throuple format. Can lead to couple team with one wo/man out. Elder throuples can not break from a BTS situation. BTS seems to be most pervasive in the elder communities. Can sometimes present when a 2 elder couples are close and 1 spouse passes or a couple simply is looking for a third wheel. Eventually the third wheel is entitled to other wheels and this is when BTS becomes obvious. The cure to BTS is somehow returning to a traditional couple. In elder communities this cure seems impossible to obtain.

My mother suffers from Berated Throuples Syndrome - BTS. She continues to hang out with John and Lanie even though she seems miserable.

by PuddyPieBrown March 31, 2025