the berkeley beast

he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.

as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.

no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.

friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?

guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.

friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??

guy: the berkeley who...

friend: it's too late now, we should leave.

by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023

Berkeley

Berkeley is the most amazing friend you will ever meet. She’s beautiful and has a great attitude. You can always trust her. Any boy would be super lucky to have the opportunity to date her. If you have the chance to be friends with a Berkeley take it. You won’t regret it at all.

Berkeley is the best friend I could ever ask for

by Name.bday.dates October 24, 2019

Berkeley College

A good college in the Bay Area filled with all types of smart ass Asians.

I bet that smart Asian goes to Berkeley College. Oh yea and the word “Berkeley” was already taken

by Cerf Joint March 18, 2021

Callum Berkeley

Brick looking ass fag

stop being a Callum Berkeley or i'll ban u on mc

by jman123.ie February 27, 2020

Berkeley Pit

The homosexual act of two men from Butte Montana (typically Police Officers) engaging in anal sex. Man #1 spits on the asshole of Man #2 then proceeds to aggressively drill his ass until he finishes. Man #1 will then relieve his bladder inside of Man #2. The volatile mixture of spit, blood, shit, semen, and urine is then released onto the face of Man #1. This maneuver can cause vomiting, burning, blindness, and in some cases death.

I let the rookie do a Berkeley Pit on my face! I hope my wife doesn’t find out about it.

by SickMofo_21 July 26, 2024

Berkeley green

A shit place where the only thing you can do is get faded then a hoe.

I cba to go to Berkeley green I have no bud

by Gibbott September 25, 2023

Lora-Berkeley

A quiet person who looks really nice. Os always smiling and loves everyone. When you get to know her she is salty and feisty. She is mean but is secretly always longing for more. Using mean as a barrier. Wants to he accepted and is a little insecure. She is pretty with brown hair and brown eyes.

Lora-Berkeley is so sweet

by Honestlymorally October 18, 2019