Pope Benedict XVI

The new Pope of the Catholic church, chosen today

Benedict XVI is the news Pope.

by CROATIAN April 19, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

the newest and most nazi pope for twenty years

he has the eyes of a killer

by stanislaus April 26, 2005

Benedict Arnold

1)to become the biggest traitor in the book
2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another

1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami
2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.

by xxxIlluminatixxx July 18, 2010

eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

by TRose January 11, 2005

Benedict Announcer

A local sports announcer who is not biased towards the home team. In an effort to seem unbiased he praises the opposing team, often overcompensating.

McNab won't stop talking about how good the Oilers penalty kill has been tonight, even though they're losing. I want to hear about 'our guys'. He's such a Benedict Announcer.

by LBC rat January 18, 2010

Benediction

The act of blessing others with good fortune, usually by prayer or well wishing.

The priest closed the service with a parting prayer of benediction.

by on September 23, 2019

Benedict Gooch

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.

P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.

by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021