A scale on which women are ranked based purely on physical attractiveness. Ranges from 1-100, with 1 being the lowest base unit, 1 Becca, and 100 being a theoretical perfect state. 20 and above is respectable, 40 and above is hot, and 50 and above is smokin' hot. Less than 10 is subhuman. Numbers around 100 are reserved for celebrities and those generally acknowledged to be the world's hottest women. Personality and Intelligence are not included on the scale.
"That girl on the other side of the bar, I reckon she's about 25 on The Becca Scale. I could do that."
by JojoAgogo January 23, 2009
Get the The Becca Scale mug.A phrase which is said after a joke by an individual who hears it.
The element within the joke that makes it funny, one that someone normally figures out for his/herself, is made obvious by being verbally described by the individual.
Saying this phrase leads to mixed results. Some may be annoyed by it and feel that it ruins the joke. Others may find it humorous because the element is somewhat funny in itself.
The element within the joke that makes it funny, one that someone normally figures out for his/herself, is made obvious by being verbally described by the individual.
Saying this phrase leads to mixed results. Some may be annoyed by it and feel that it ruins the joke. Others may find it humorous because the element is somewhat funny in itself.
John: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Friends: <laughter>
Fred: It's funny because... the mousetrap kills the first one.
Friends: <sighing, shaking heads>
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Dave: A guy goes to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor tells him that he needs to stop masturbating.
"Why's that, doctor?" the guy asks."
"Because I've gotta finish this exam."
Friends: <laughter>
Craig: It's funny because... he's masturbating in front of the doctor.
Friends: <chuckles>
Friends: <laughter>
Fred: It's funny because... the mousetrap kills the first one.
Friends: <sighing, shaking heads>
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Dave: A guy goes to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor tells him that he needs to stop masturbating.
"Why's that, doctor?" the guy asks."
"Because I've gotta finish this exam."
Friends: <laughter>
Craig: It's funny because... he's masturbating in front of the doctor.
Friends: <chuckles>
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A phrase used to when one wants something badly, usually something that seems strange or completely random. It's normally used when someone is either 1.) too excited about the item to explain why they want it or 2.) doesn't WANT to explain why they want it. The phrase is taken from the "Pardon Me" strip in the webcomic "Three Word Phrase."
Pardon me, Sir. Do you have anything that will make a butt extremely slippery? I want the slipperiest butt imaginable. The most slippery butt you can have is the kind of butt I want.
....I want this because of reasons.
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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."
Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
....I want this because of reasons.
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"Necomimi is the latest product from Neurowear. These fashionable cat ears use brain sensory to move according to your emotions..."
Someone put this on my Christmas list. I WANT THESE BECAUSE OF REASONS!!
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Get the I want this because of reasons mug.kuttar bacha litterally means "dogs child" and it is used as a insult in bangladesh or to a bangali person from another bangali person kuttar bacha also means bitch
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Said: beh-car-bus
Said: beh-car-bus
ME: It's the bus!
YOU: No, it's a becahbus
YOU: No, it's a becahbus
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2.A nickname for Becca/Rebecca
2.A nickname for Becca/Rebecca
That Beccala is smokin....
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