Because I'm a total/Because I totally

After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...

Because I'm a total/Because I totally

Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!

Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!

by Nerrrr Blonde Bizzness May 21, 2010

Because you can't

Something that you cannot do

Me: But dad fighting is fun
Dad: no it isn't
Me: But i want to, so can I please do it
Dad: No son
Me: Why not
Dad: Because you freaking can't CHILD
Me: I hate you
Dad: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

by Sora12344 March 9, 2021

is it because i'm black?

Originally the title of a song by US soul artist Syl Johnson.

Subsequently sampled by many hip hop artists including:

Cypress Hill - "Interlude"
Ghostface Killah - "?"
Wu-Tang Clan - "Hollow Bones"

by Waterloo June 20, 2005

Because im black

a phrase often used by african american males, and white teenagers.
It is there explaination for anyhting. ranging from bad grades to having a large penis.

Black kid = "yo mayne this cop be all up my grill , and i was all like damn man you trippin' cuz (because) im black."

White kid's use= "yo brother i got a b pluss on my test, i would have gotten an a but the teacher gave me a b because im black." *pause*" haha get it im not really black, but i was suggesting that the teacher discriminated me due to the color of my skin.....bahahahha....im white"

by mel the black white kid March 13, 2009

... because of winn dixie

a book title that just begged to made fun of. add any humorous phrase before the ... and you have a goldmine of laughs.

I became a necrophiliac because of winn dixie.

by jamiez May 13, 2005

Is It Because I'm Black?

Something a black person says when another race is being prejudice or stereotypical.

Non black person: You listen to 50 cent don't you?
Black person: Is it because I'm black?

by PseudonymMyWhiteButt March 19, 2019

Because the world is round

A variation of the response because you touch yourself at night; answers to any "why" question that is asked.

Adam: Why is it when you mix ammonia with hydrogen chloride you get something that is actually edible?
Me: Because the world is round

by harpake September 24, 2009