nuke the blunt

When after you roll a blunt that is too wet and don't want to use a bic lighter to dry it, you decide to place the blunt in the microwave for 15 seconds to dry it out.

Stoner Joe: "Naw, my blunt was wet one time so I nuke the blunt for acouple seconds and it was crispier then anything I could do with a bic."

Mary Jane: "Why would you smoke a crispy blunt?"

Stoner Joe: "I decided it would be faster to dry it with a microwave then dry it with my lighter, plus now I don't waste lighter fluid."

by 420Chase January 20, 2017

Bluntigami

The delicate art of rolling blunts into decorative shapes and figures

Josh just learned how to do bluntigami

by livinIt$$$$ December 18, 2008

Candy blunt

Blunts dipped in cough syrup. good ass shit...but can be hard to light at times

summer:would u like a blunt?
speck:sure, but get the cough syrup so we can make a candy blunt

by sheaspeck May 16, 2005

Philly Blunt

The longer version of the more commong "blunt," a cigar that has been hollowed out and filled with marijuana (a Philly Blunt is also a brand of cigar that can be used for this purpose).

"Hey dude, you want to smoke us a Philly Blunt tonight?"

by Philly Phil April 12, 2003

when you drop the blunt

all stoners describe this disgrace as a sign someone’s f*cking your b*tch

“Remember when you drop the blunt someone fucking your bitch!”

by coolio cattt January 28, 2021

Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

bluntastic

Term used to recognize a situation when smoking a blunt is in order.

Katie: Hey, it's gonna be a long trip back to Harrisonburg tonight.
Ryan: That's bluntastic
Katie: Indeed

by Captain Blunt November 27, 2006