Why are you locked in the bathroom?

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
“Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
“Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”

"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"

by Smokyoin April 12, 2021

Baton

Baton is the stick or wand used by the master of an orchestra.

The master waved his baton.

by Crazy_kiddo January 24, 2017

Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement

I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Badorkbee

The worst discord server, all the mods will ban you for saying cock, they even banned me

Person 1: Yo can you invite me to Badorkbee
Person 2: nah fam the mods are shit

by Nuclear Silo June 1, 2020

banornis

Started in 1994 by two stoner friends to describe a large rear end, ass or buttox.

Move your banornis, I can't see the TV.

by wcp3rd April 12, 2004

bathroam

The act of leaving class to walk around school under the pretense of using the bathroom.

I was so bored in english class today that I took an unusually bathroam.

It is the unalienable right of every person to bathroam once in every class.

by talon7331 November 8, 2007

bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.

I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.

by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010