concealed bitchery

A practice performed by many girls nowadays. It is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious bitch underneath that superficial disguise.

James: Hey Laura, what's up?
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...

Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.

by Bartholomew Pickleboob December 15, 2013

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

by def November 3, 2003

batched

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

by Jangaard May 6, 2010

butcher's

In cockney rhyming slang, to "have a butcher's" means to have a look, from the rhyming slang "butcher's hook".

Let's have a buthcer's around the grounds then, shall we?

by Santi July 29, 2005

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

butchers pencil

Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.

Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.

by BogtrotterLeny August 26, 2007

Butcher for Hire

Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place

One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!

Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!

by sarasplayroom.com July 7, 2010