Blastronaut

A consciousness that has "Blasted off" with DMT.

"I'm going to explore the hyperspace with my fellow blastronauts"

by RedPandaExplorer January 12, 2021

Bastralled

To be flabbergasted at a situation and or surprised.

She was bastralled when she realized she was lied to.

He was bastralled when she didn’t believe him.

by Sammy’Moniquee July 21, 2022

BEASTRO

A Particularly large and or Obese man or woman.

Guy - I Couldn't fuck a BEASTRO, Thats just not my type

by GuyWhoLikesTheInternet July 31, 2022

ass Bistro

Ass Bistro, when a single person or multiple people accidentally inhale a fart.

When there is a person behind you and downwind of you, you purposely fart and get either a hilarious reaction or a angry one.
Person 1 "haha how was the Ass bistro"
Person 2 (starts crying) "terrible"

by Jrlawrence October 19, 2014

TABITHA BASTRESS

Tabitha, you are seriously the best EVER.
Things she is super good at:
Tennis... like super good
French... yet again, super good
Pretty much any piece of school work... super good
Tabitha is SO GORGEOUS even though she probably does not know it. She may not know it, but everyone loves her. As someone who is super wholesome and understanding she knows when it is right to say something and when to handle situations properly. Her smile is contagious and when you are feeling down, she lights up the world.

OMG IS THAT TABITHA BASTRESS!?!?!?!
YEAH she's the best
Yeah, even better than her sister, cassie.

by beanenchiladas April 6, 2022

Bastoni

verb. Bastoni is the equivalent to the meaning of 'a small penis'. This word comes from the legend himself Mr. Bastone who had one of the biggest penis' in the world.

Holy that guy last night had a huge bastoni!!!!

by hgfhgfjhf January 23, 2014

Bastion

A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?

O noes! It's Bastion!

by Anonymous April 27, 2004