A goofy guy, usually ugly, who you hang out with sometimes just because you know him from somewhere, like school or work, have similar interests, and can't seem to exclude him without being particularly mean or hateful.
by wichita November 9, 2007
Get the Barge Bohumpmug. A specific class of land yacht that pertains to American made vehicles made between the 1970's through the 1980's defined by there large square bodies and low horsepower engines. However with spacious cabins and adequate fuel milage makes them excellent long distance vehicles.
Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!
by NobodyKnowsThatGuy March 12, 2017
Get the highway bargemug. by Big Brained Individual June 6, 2023
Get the glargle flarg bargmug. The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."
Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."
Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."
Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
Get the Garbage-barge Politicianmug. by Pro_bob_lol May 20, 2022
Get the The bargemug. Kelsey barge is an amazing girl a Kelsey barge has large breasts and a huge butt and usually amazing in bed go bed yourself a Kelsey
by Teddy bear Conor January 21, 2018
Get the kelsey bargemug. by anonymous May 17, 2023
Get the onion bargemug.