Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

kelsey barge

Kelsey barge is an amazing girl a Kelsey barge has large breasts and a huge butt and usually amazing in bed go bed yourself a Kelsey

Go get your self a Kelsey barge

by Teddy bear Conor January 21, 2018

Ariana barge

She’s perfect

Person- wow is that Ariana bargeee?!!!!
Person 2- yesss omg she’s perfect

by Mariaaaaa b April 26, 2021

barging

the act of stroking your dick while it is fully inside another person

Brody and I are going to go barging later tonight if you want to join!

by TheBargetender July 11, 2024

barge rage

The idyllic canal of Britain have become to crowded and with that come the barge rage. A hark back to the days of the British empire, these baby boomers want to live as there great parents did and smash some shit up, rape and pilage when they can't find a spot a London dockyard even if it is a British on British crime.

Look at those two gammons going at it, bit of the old barge rage. What's the point, a boat is a as expensive as a house up north in London.

by anon.gcfgv755r December 31, 2022

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022

barge capping

Barge Capping is when an rather large or should we say massive lady has a thing we like to call an apron that when her rainhead suctions to a man’s or woman’s limb and not only barges it’s way in but it coats the area like a cap !! Barge Capping!! This sexual activity does hurt the other person because of the sheer gerth of the massive lady’s big box doing this technique.

Pete turned down Belinda when she asked if she could barge capping his thigh !!!

“Shit man I got barge capped to the fucking maximum last night by big box belinda and it was fucking the most moist suction pleasure I’ve ever received to my thigh” Pete Said !!

by ShadieCracktivities May 14, 2022