barefoot

A sort of water skiing without skis. An EXTREME form of water skiing.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.

To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.

Max: "Bill wants to try barefoot today; can the boat go fast enough?"
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."

by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006

Barefoot

Code for saying that you are high.

Hey Jack let's go to McDonalds barefoot after frolfing.

Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."

Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."

by Beer time October 10, 2014

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

by clairebear31 May 6, 2010

Baren

The proper adjective used to describe the being or action of coolness. A nigga that will karate chop the shit off your face if you even dare to make a jewish joke.

If you say that shit one more time i will go Baren all over your face... nigga!

by Jew Jitsu January 15, 2012

bareoke

Performing kareoke on stage while strippers work their pole and/or their clients.

"For Sarah's 29th birthday party, she busted out the best "Living on a Prayer" I've ever heard at Bareoke.

by Minor Rebellions June 6, 2010

barenaked ladies

pretty much the greatest band in the world. they're not well-known in the USA but you havent heard music until you've herad BnL. (yes it is BnL, not BNL)
of course, for as unknown as they are in the USA they are extremely popular in Canada (where they were formed)
seriously, they could win a juneau just for farting in a microphone.
consists of:
Ed Robertson: Lead Guitar, Vocals
Steven Page: Vocals, Guitar
Jim Creeggan: bass
Tyler Stewart: Drums
Kevin Hearn: keyboard, guitar, accordion, whatever else they need. typically keyboard though

oh my god! Barenaked ladies is coming to our town this year! if i dont get tickets i'm going to die!!!!!!! theyre even better live. and i dont even understand how thats possible

by i love the ladiessss August 13, 2006

borenography

Internet pornography, so named because it is so wide spread and commonyly seen, that it has lost it's ability to titillate.

No, the internet does not need any more bornographic images of your naked wife.

by Qwan Prah July 23, 2005