Baking the Cake

After a girl shits and doesn't wipe and you then stick flour and eggs in her ass and you then have her clench her ass cheaks together.After that cum inside her ass and then eat out of it with a fork

Hey man what the fuck are you doing? Why I am simply baking the cake with old Sue here my favriote Korean prostitute.

by AceAssGrinder69 September 14, 2017

baking a cake

Referring to a yeast infection.

I have to go to the gyno I am baking a cake down there.

by Matty010 October 16, 2005

baking a cake

when you sweet talk a girl so bad you might as well bake her a cake

Bill: hey whats up with Andre he hasn't texted me back
Fred : yeah i heard he is trying to get pics from Sarah so he's baking a cake

by sexysexualsex November 29, 2011

Baking bones

When you stick a blunt in your urethra(pee hole) and then have someone suck the smoke out.
Another term for it is the “smokey succ” WARNING: IF YOUR DON’T SAY NO HOMO YOU ARE GAY AND IT ISN’T BAKING BONES ITS JUST STONE-SUCKING

Brad: “Mmm bro, Kyle ik its no nut november rn but i really need that smokey succ, i have my free nut coupon right here man i just need It so bad” *Kyle’s gf Rachel walks in* oh sorry * swiftly turns around and walks out* Rachel’s bestie Brittany: “oh hey you look kinda traumatized is everything okay?” “No... *breaks down in tears* i saw my boyfriend kyle sucking brad’s dick!” Brittany: “Oh that, he wasn’t sucking his dick they were just baking bones with the homies, as long as they said no homo you have nothing to worry about!” Rachel:“Wait...he didn’t say no homo! *sobs uncontrollably*

by I’m lowkey highkey gay no homo November 1, 2019

Baking a cake

you pour flour into your asshole and mix it around and wait for it to get all hot then you fart into some ones mouth with all the flour going into their mouth and they swallow it

I was baking a cake into your mouth earlier

by Rofl my waffles May 11, 2009

Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

by HighGinger July 28, 2011

Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016