t bail

1. a person that enjoys to piss people off.

2. a person that is hated by soccer players

dude u are being such a t bail

by heheho May 9, 2011

bail out

In Programming, giving up and running away before anyone realizes that your code has gone into an infinite loop and won't come out.

John had to bail out when his code went south, before he got Uber Pwnd by the boss.

by danag September 4, 2008

Christian Bail

The moment when a regular churchgoer gets so fed up with all the bs that they stand up right in the middle of the service and deliver a searing expletive-laden tirade before storming out.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Does anyone here even know what the fuck is going on? All you people ever do is babble about meaningless bullshit and nothing ever gets done. You can't justify anything you've said, ever, and I'm not going to take this anymore! You're all full of shit! Fuck this, I'm out.

Wow, I think he just did a Christian Bail.

by kiwi_david August 14, 2010

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018

Bail baby

When you’re the offspring of Elizabeth Holmes who had you in a futile attempt to avoid jail time.

I Got caught and now I’m going to jail unless I can pop out a bail baby or two!

by mgm8870 April 12, 2023

Gareth Bailed

To Gareth Bail, verb, means to skip on an event or leave a party, normally done by shlads with birds. Name taken from Tottenham and Wales winger Gareth Bale.

Tom is such a dick, he just Gareth Bailed on the pub tonight.

by KingKakuta May 3, 2013