arse banjo

A person from the countryside who purrs when there anus gets fiddle like a banjo.

Did you see Darlene last night she was getting played like a real arse banjo

by Grayreaper December 21, 2013

Banjo

A protagonist in old western movies. His signature move was shooting bullets from his banjo

Banjo: “There’s only gonna be two shots: me shooting you, and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.”

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

banjo hands

noun: 1. A guy who wacks off so much, it's like his hands are strumming a banjo.
2. an insult directed at a person who excessively masturbates.
adjective: a word to describe someone who wacks off a lot.

Dude, Joe's been spankin' so much, now he's got the banjo hands.

(look there's Joe)
Hey, what's up Banjo Hands!

by been 'jammin July 23, 2005

Bahnson Shuffle

Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson

I was at a party and saw Bahnson do the Bahnson Shuffle...shit was crazy badass

by bahndiggity January 31, 2009

Inverted Banjo

When one sexual partner rubs their prolapsed rectum against their partners anus.

Grandpa loved to tell me about the last time he gave grandma the inverted banjo before she passed away.

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 4, 2017

salty banjo

you lay on your side and extend your leg up in the air and the girl fingers your butt, licks your balls and wanks the shaft

Casey laid on his side as Michelle gave him a salty banjo.

by Mr. Jeffrey Lebowski March 21, 2010